Shaping the Tribe

In my initial announcement I have talked at length about the neobarbarians and how they will sack all of civilization. I also made the bold claim that joining the tribe would offer the best chance of survival. What exactly would such a commitment entail, though?

New members might be relieved to hear that no pillaging will be required of them in the coming months. After all, the tribe is just beginning to take shape and the most pressing issue is to codify and spread the word.

What word, I hear you ask. That’d be the word of Klotz, our glorious prophet—falsely accused of madness by some.

The Purpose of this Outpost

This camp shall exist as a knowledge hub for all things related to the neobarbarians. All scriptures detailing the coming age will be catalogued here, be they dug up, dreamed up, or otherwise secured by loyal tribesmen.

Upcoming Tribal Activities

Several plans are currently in motion and reports will appear on this portal as execution progresses:

• Book 1 (80%): The first manuscript is nearing completion. I’m aiming for a release date in early 2020 and have chosen the Amazon Kindle Store as the place of revelation. This might seem a weird choice, especially given past friction between me and the corporate world. But perhaps this is just my way of sticking it to the corps: plunging the sword of earth’s new lords straight into the heart of e-commerce.
• Spreading the word: I have sent forth emissaries to recruit new tribesmen. These heralds will zealously travel around the globe before paying their respects to the greatest warlord of all.
• Unexpected discoveries: A second peek into the future by a tribal shaman has yielded great results. We now have an authentic memory snippet belonging to a denizen of that age. Once it has been cleaned up, it will be distributed among the tribe. For those wondering what dreadful insights this snippet might have provided, there’s already a hint in this post!