Let the Pillaging begin
Fellow barbarians, today I come before you with great relief and even greater news, for the foundation tome has been completed. With the dreadful truth of the “coming age” captured in ink and paper, the illumination of society can finally begin.
But some bad news first: the archivists went to great lengths to see this project through. They worked so tirelessly, in fact, that most of their equipment was fried in the process. It will take months to repair the damage. Sadly, this means the English edition likely won’t be ready until winter, as the archivists focused their efforts on the German version first.
So where will we go from here? As of now, the tribal manuscript has already been distributed to German shops under the umbrella of the Tolino Alliance. These include:
Hawk-eyed readers may have noted the absence of a particular name from this list. Rest assured, though, that this is not an accident. The neobarbarians will eventually make their way into the Kindle Store. But to tackle the big baddie Amazon, a more elaborate strategy will have to be developed …
Aside from the looming raid on the Kindle empire, there are other events to look forward to:
- With the transcription of the initial tome out of the way, the archivists can resume their work on the lunar tale. The remaining machinery should suffice to produce both a German and an English version before autumn arrives.
- Even though the English edition remains unfinished, all members of the tribe shall soon receive snippets of book 1—in both languages.