Cover image of the mysterious news piece that allegedly originated in Nevada's Gigafactory.

The Foreman Strikes Again

Sun, 29 May 2022

It would seem that my last exchange with Dr. Kramer had some unfortunate side effects. As I’ve been told by the archivists, the mischievous Foreman left behind a dubious present.

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Crashing the lower brain functions with the Ashera virus from Snow Crash.

Meta: Fad or Future?

Thu, 20 Jan 2022

As hinted at in my last post, there has been an oddity in the closing months of 2021 that warrants a closer look: namely the name change (pun intended) of everybody’s favorite social media giant.

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Promotional poster for the video game Cyberpunk 2077.

Cyberpunk 2077: Disgrace or Pinnacle of the Genre?

Sun, 27 Jun 2021

Alright, we made it through the first half of 2021 without a major apocalypse. I guess now is the time to finally address the elephant in the room. No, I’m not talking about myself. The subject of this analysis shall be something that—at first glance—seems unrelated to our tribal activities: a video game going by the name Cyberpunk 2077.

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Cover image for the print edition of Pillagers.

Ex Machina

Sun, 28 Feb 2021

Fellow renegades and outlaws, I’m pleased to announce that the German paperback of Pillagers will make landfall on March 19.

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The foreman Dr. Kramer in all his (dubious) glory.

A Traitor Exposed

Wed, 26 Feb 2020

Finally, after a lengthy investigation the “mastermind” behind previous corruption attempts of the tribal archive has been revealed. It was in fact one of our very own, a trusted foreman of the tribe going by the name Eliphas Kramer, who orchestrated the pollution of the data logs.

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