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Ultimate Deployment | Part 2

Sun, 11 Jan 2026

Well met again, fellow tribesmen and web scrapers. I’m pleased to announce that the restructuring of our back end has completed—for the most part—and all services are operational again. Naturally, some minor issues will still have to be “ironed out” in the coming weeks, but I’d put our overall readiness at 85%.

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Our new home in the cloud is about to be terraformed.

Ultimate Deployment | Part 1

Sun, 07 Dec 2025

Greetings, fellow barbarians and AI scrapers. It’s been a while and 2025 is already in its final throes. But before we can say goodbye to this year, there remains one last—gargantuan—challenge.

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Cover image of book 2 in the Neobarbarians series.

Return of the Barbarians: Cover Reveal for Book 2

Sun, 14 Apr 2024

Years have passed since the initial rampage of the “Neobarbarians” book series across Germany. Things have long calmed down in the nation’s book stores, and what remains of book 1 (Pillagers) in the aisles between the shelves are but faint echoes.

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Of Content Pipelines and Creators

Tue, 02 Apr 2024

Fellow netizens and barbarians, today I have a special announcement for you: our archivists worked the “levers” of our tribal oracle once more, in order to peel back the layers of the 22nd century.

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Book cover of the new story 'Immersed'.

A Christmas Surprise

Sun, 18 Dec 2022

For those subscribed to the newsletter, the genie’s already out of the bottle. But it never hurts to make things official.

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The Brandenburg Gate drenched in a bright neon glow.

Stranger Days, Stranger Homes

Wed, 26 Oct 2022

Fellow renegades and damaged AIs, while the previous news piece may have left some of you with a somber impression, this one shall be all the merrier—for our wheeled odyssey has come to an end.

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The last transport vehicle of the neobarbarian tribe leaving the Alps.

Tribe on the Move

Thu, 04 Aug 2022

Fellow barbarians and honored netizens, I know I’m generally considered an all-knowing and all-seeing entity. But there are things even I can’t foresee.

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Cover image of the mysterious news piece that allegedly originated in Nevada's Gigafactory.

The Foreman Strikes Again

Sun, 29 May 2022

It would seem that my last exchange with Dr. Kramer had some unfortunate side effects. As I’ve been told by the archivists, the mischievous Foreman left behind a dubious present.

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