Enter the Barbverse

Greetings, stranger. You have reached the war camp of the neobarbarians. Have a seat and listen to the tales of the savage future!

What’s Happening

Ultimate Deployment | Part 2

Sun, 11 Jan 2026

Well met again, fellow tribesmen and web scrapers. I’m pleased to announce that the restructuring of our back end has completed—for the most part—and all services are operational again. Naturally, some minor issues will still have to be “ironed out” in the coming weeks, but I’d put our overall readiness at 85%.

Our new home in the cloud is about to be terraformed.

Ultimate Deployment | Part 1

Sun, 07 Dec 2025

Greetings, fellow barbarians and AI scrapers. It’s been a while and 2025 is already in its final throes. But before we can say goodbye to this year, there remains one last—gargantuan—challenge.

Cover image of book 2 in the Neobarbarians series.

Return of the Barbarians: Cover Reveal for Book 2

Sun, 14 Apr 2024

Years have passed since the initial rampage of the “Neobarbarians” book series across Germany. Things have long calmed down in the nation’s book stores, and what remains of book 1 (Pillagers) in the aisles between the shelves are but faint echoes.

Of Content Pipelines and Creators

Tue, 02 Apr 2024

Fellow netizens and barbarians, today I have a special announcement for you: our archivists worked the “levers” of our tribal oracle once more, in order to peel back the layers of the 22nd century.

“People like this Arkitect fellow are dinosaurs who’ve overslept the extinction of their kind. Content doesn’t have to create some sort of truth. It’s 2114. Every fathomable truth to be created, has been created. If I need an answer, I look to the internet. When I’m hungry, the burger places deliver, and so do our content pipelines.”