Cover image of the mysterious news piece that allegedly originated in Nevada's Gigafactory.

The Foreman Strikes Again

Sun, 29 May 2022

It would seem that my last exchange with Dr. Kramer had some unfortunate side effects. As I’ve been told by the archivists, the mischievous Foreman left behind a dubious present.

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The foreman Dr. Kramer in all his (dubious) glory.

A Traitor Exposed

Wed, 26 Feb 2020

Finally, after a lengthy investigation the “mastermind” behind previous corruption attempts of the tribal archive has been revealed. It was in fact one of our very own, a trusted foreman of the tribe going by the name Eliphas Kramer, who orchestrated the pollution of the data logs.

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Cover image of the absurd news event titled 'Going Green'.

Archive Shenanigans Part 2

Thu, 19 Dec 2019

It would seem that my last warning wasn’t clear enough. I guess I really have grown soft with age.

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Cover image of the highly classified tale 'Descent'.

Archive Shenanigans

Wed, 13 Nov 2019

It has come to my attention that a mischievous tribesman has smuggled unclean data past our archivists.

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The newly opened tribal vault.

The Vault has Opened

Wed, 18 Sep 2019

It is my pleasure to announce that the tribal knowledge vault is now fully operational. Expect to see it expand as more data on future events–and maybe also the occasional secret of our time—is unearthed.

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