Enter the Barbverse
Greetings, stranger. You have reached the war camp of the neobarbarians. Have a seat and listen to the tales of the savage future!
What’s Happening
Summer 2026: The Heat is On
With Europe sweltering under a record-breaking summer, I’d say this is the perfect time to indulge in fantasies of places far away (both in space and time). What? Surprised to see me here? You didn’t really believe that I was sitting out the heatwave at some nameless beach, did you? On the contrary, I intend to do “my part” to crank up the heat even further. How? By announcing two new stories, of course, both of which will take place in the not-so-distant dystopia of Middle Modernity:
Ultimate Deployment | Part 1
Greetings, fellow barbarians and AI scrapers. It’s been a while and 2025 is already in its final throes. But before we can say goodbye to this year, there remains one last—gargantuan—challenge.
Return of the Barbarians: Cover Reveal for Book 2
Years have passed since the initial rampage of the “Neobarbarians” book series across Germany. Things have long calmed down in the nation’s book stores, and what remains of book 1 (Pillagers) in the aisles between the shelves are but faint echoes.
Featured Quote
“People like this Arkitect fellow are dinosaurs who’ve overslept the extinction of their kind. Content doesn’t have to create some sort of truth. It’s 2114. Every fathomable truth to be created, has been created. If I need an answer, I look to the internet. When I’m hungry, the burger places deliver, and so do our content pipelines.”
