Cover image of the mysterious news piece that allegedly originated in Nevada's Gigafactory.

The Foreman Strikes Again

Sun, 29 May 2022

It would seem that my last exchange with Dr. Kramer had some unfortunate side effects. As I’ve been told by the archivists, the mischievous Foreman left behind a dubious present.

Cover image of the absurd news event titled 'Going Green'.

Archive Shenanigans Part 2

Thu, 19 Dec 2019

It would seem that my last warning wasn’t clear enough. I guess I really have grown soft with age.

Cover image of the highly classified tale 'Descent'.

Archive Shenanigans

Wed, 13 Nov 2019

It has come to my attention that a mischievous tribesman has smuggled unclean data past our archivists.